To Prolong a Thief!

He demanded,"your wallet and valuables, Sir!"
"How polite you are," I jokingly answered.

"Just hand over your personals," he whined.
"I'm assuming that forty-five is genuine?"

He responded, "Yeah and the bullets are real as well!"
"You wouldn't mind if I check them out for myself?"

He asked, "Do I look like I'm stupid?"
"If you say so kid."

"Is this a joke?"
"I don't believe so."

"You don't think that I'll shoot?"
"Do what you have to do."

"Buddy, you have some kind of a death wish?"
"No, I'm not giving a clod like you, my cash!"

"This can't be happening!"
My exact thoughts, I was thinking.

"Do you want a bullet in the head?"
"I bet that gun isn't even loaded?"

"I will shoot if you don't give me your wallet!"
"You're a dabbler, you know that?" I did comment.

"Are you making fun of me?"
I laughed,"I'm breaking you, don't you see?"

"Look pal, this isn't a squirt gun!"
"I thought we established that already son?"

"Last chance, buddy?" he said in fear.
I guess, you'll have to shoot," I shared.